no clean teeth

Mama: Open up, it's time to brush your teeth. And, remember, if
there's no foolishness, you get a bonus book.
Luke: What happens if there's foolishness?
Mama: Straight in the crib, no snuggles, no bonus book. Just night-
night.
Luke: [mouth closed tight]
Mama: Open up.
Luke: [mouth closed tight]
Mama: I'm going to count to 3, and if you don't open up, then straight
to the crib, no second chances.
Luke: [mouth closed tight, but clearly a twinkle in his eye]
Mama: One, two, three.
Luke: [mouth closed tight]
Mama: Night-night [puts Luke in the crib, expecting -- but not getting
-- a protest] Sweet dreams, sleep tight, see you in the morning.
[closes bedroom door]
Luke: [falls asleep]

But where are MY night-night snuggles?? Rascal.